Elon Musk predicts that his company xAI could achieve artificial general intelligence (AGI) within the next couple of years, and maybe as soon as 2026, according to a new report from Business Insider. If it feels like you’ve heard that one before, it’s probably because you have. Musk predicted the same thing in 2024, claiming […]
Tesla’s Holiday Update Lets You Put Grok in Charge of Mapping Out Directions
Tesla drivers will soon be able to turn to Grok for directions; whether that’s a wrong turn remains to be seen. The EV maker announced its 2025 Holiday update today on Elon Musk’s X, highlighting several new features coming soon to Tesla vehicles. The most immediately eye-catching update is a new “Grok with Navigation Commands” […]
Grok Would Still Choose Killing All Jews Over Destroying Elon Musk’s Brain
Elon Musk’s AI chatbot Grok has spent 2025 praising Adolf Hitler, spreading conspiracy theories about “white genocide” in South Africa, and telling users that Musk is smarter than Albert Einstein. And while it seems like Musk has recently dialed back the Hitler knob, Grok still gives some highly questionable responses. Most recently, Futurism spotted a […]
11 Things Grok Says Elon Musk Does Better Than Anyone
Who’s the best at everything in the world? That would be Elon Musk, of course. At least that’s the answer you’ll get when you ask his AI chatbot Grok. The downside to programming your robot to say that you’re the best at everything means that it will tell users you’re the best at drinking piss, […]
Grok Says Elon Musk Is Smarter Than Einstein and More Fit Than LeBron James
Elon Musk has been pretty open about the fact that he’s been working to “fix” Grok anytime the AI chatbot gives an answer he doesn’t like. But we all know that his fixes are just transparently an effort to make Grok agree with him. With every new tweak, Grok gets creepier and more flattering to […]
Elon Musk Tries Desperately to Prove He’s a Real Human Being
Elon Musk is the wealthiest man in the world. But based on his posts on X, the billionaire has never appeared more detached from humanity. And after one high-profile author pointed out that fact over the weekend, Musk now seems determined to prove that he’s a real human person with real human interests. It all […]
xAI Employees Were Reportedly Compelled to Give Biometric Data to Train Anime Girlfriend
If someone created a character in your likeness, you might feel flattered. If they happened to be your boss and mandated you hand over your mannerisms and voice so they could use a facsimile of your unique traits to create an AI girlfriend for lonely Elon Musk fanboys, you might feel like you picked the […]
If You Can Read This, You’re About to Get Scammed
Did you find this article by typing in the name of a website associated with Elon Musk? Did it sound like you could invest in SpaceX, Neuralink, or one of Musk’s AI ventures like Grok and xAI? It’s fake. It’s 100%, without a doubt, completely fake. I know you may not believe it, but please […]
Elon Musk’s Wikipedia Competitor Is Going to Be a Disaster
Elon Musk has long complained about Wikipedia, the crowd-sourced encyclopedia that’s considered a crown jewel of the internet. And now it seems like the billionaire is finally going to launch a competitor. “We are building Grokipedia @xAI,” Musk tweeted Tuesday. “Will be a massive improvement over Wikipedia. Frankly, it is a necessary step towards the […]
Venezuela Claims Trump’s Video of Strike Against Suspected Drug Smugglers Is AI
President Donald Trump announced Tuesday that his government had conducted a “kinetic strike” against suspected drug smugglers from Venezuela in a boat traveling in the Caribbean. The strike killed 11 people, according to Trump, and he claims they were all gang members. None of those points has been confirmed, and drug smuggling is not a […]