A group of researchers in China may have found a way to disrupt Starlink communications, creating a massive airborne barrier to jam signals that jump from one satellite to the next. The new study, published in China’s peer-reviewed journal Systems Engineering and Electronics, simulates a detailed attempt to jam a constellation of 10,000 satellites across an […]
11 Things Grok Says Elon Musk Does Better Than Anyone
Who’s the best at everything in the world? That would be Elon Musk, of course. At least that’s the answer you’ll get when you ask his AI chatbot Grok. The downside to programming your robot to say that you’re the best at everything means that it will tell users you’re the best at drinking piss, […]
Grok Says Elon Musk Is Smarter Than Einstein and More Fit Than LeBron James
Elon Musk has been pretty open about the fact that he’s been working to “fix” Grok anytime the AI chatbot gives an answer he doesn’t like. But we all know that his fixes are just transparently an effort to make Grok agree with him. With every new tweak, Grok gets creepier and more flattering to […]
Elon Musk’s Company Town Just Voted to Hand SpaceX a $7.5 Million Tax Refund
It’s only been a few months since Elon Musk got his dream company town, and Starbase is proving to be well worth it for the rocket billionaire. The Starbase City Commission nominated two SpaceX projects for the Texas Enterprise Zone tax-break program, propping the company for a hefty $7.5 million tax refund, according to local […]
Elon Musk’s xAI Is Getting a Fancy 500-Megawatt Data Center in Saudi Arabia
Saudi Arabia appears to be fully engaged in a MAGA-washing campaign, buddying up to the Trump administration and its hangers-on to improve its image for billionaires to do business there. It appears to be working. At a US-Saudi investment forum hosted on Wednesday, Elon Musk announced that his AI startup, xAI, will build a 500-megawatt […]
Elon Musk Claims Money Won’t Exist in the Future (and Jensen Huang Would Like a Heads Up)
Elon Musk made some wild claims at the US-Saudi Investment Forum at the Kennedy Center in Washington, D.C. on Wednesday, insisting that his Optimus robot would fix poverty, people wouldn’t have to work in the future, and money would eventually become irrelevant. Jensen Huang, the CEO of Nvidia, was also on stage and joked that […]
Tesla Diner Chef and Co-Operator Quits to Open a Jewish Deli
In the lead-up to the already controversial opening of Tesla Diner in LA came the unexpected hiring of Eric Greenspan, the LA chef famous for his critically acclaimed grilled cheese joint. Just his involvement was news in the food world. It felt like a minor local food celebrity with plenty of community goodwill was picking […]
Trump Lovingly Pats Elon Musk on Stomach During Dinner at White House
Elon Musk attended a dinner Tuesday at the White House, held by President Donald Trump in honor of Saudi Arabia’s Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman (MBS). And it seems like we can officially call it. The public spat between Musk and Trump is done. For now. How can anyone be sure the messiness between the […]
Deaf Tesla Employee Fired After Complaining Factory’s Heat Disabled Hearing Aids, Lawsuit Claims
Tesla shareholders just decided to make the company’s CEO, Elon Musk, a trillionaire—with board members arguing that the shit-posting edgelord is, despite being a PR trainwreck, somehow indispensable to the firm. It would appear, however, that if you’re just a rank-and-file Tesla employee—one whose primary focus is doing your job (this, as opposed to, say, […]
Elon Musk Tries Desperately to Prove He’s a Real Human Being
Elon Musk is the wealthiest man in the world. But based on his posts on X, the billionaire has never appeared more detached from humanity. And after one high-profile author pointed out that fact over the weekend, Musk now seems determined to prove that he’s a real human person with real human interests. It all […]