Elon Musk, who just went to court to fight for a $139 billion compensation package despite already being worth an estimated $700 billion, says you shouldn’t worry your pretty little head about saving your own money. In an appearance on the podcast Moonshots with Peter Diamandis, the world’s richest man told listeners, “One side recommendation […]
Here’s When Elon Musk Will Finally Have to Reckon With His Nonconsensual Porn Generator
It has been over a week now since users on X began en masse using the AI model Grok to undress people, including children, and the Elon Musk-owned platform has done next to nothing to address it. Part of the reason for that is the fact that, currently, the platform isn’t obligated to do a […]
Tesla May Be Prevented from Using the Name ‘Cybercab’
A newly publicized document from November of last year shows that the United States Patent and Trademark Office (USPTO) has suspended Tesla’s application for a trademark on the term “Cybercab.” Quick but important detour before I continue: Is the public aware at this point that there’s even a difference between the Tesla terms “Robotaxi” and […]
Tesla Sales Skid Even With Cheaper Models and Deep Discounts
The first hangovers of the new electric vehicle economy are setting in, and Tesla has released a set of figures pointing at a slump in sales exacerbated by the end of the federal EV tax credit and slowing interest in its models against newer competition. Tesla reported 418,227 deliveries in the fourth quarter of 2025 […]
DOGE Cuts and Borked Code Delay Important Energy Report
Elon Musk may have left the Trump administration months ago, but his stink still lingers in just about every federal office building. The latest agency to get bogged down by the legacy of the Department of Government Efficiency is the Energy Information Administration (EIA). According to Bloomberg, the department missed the publishing time for the […]
J.D. Vance Reportedly Schemed for Months to Get Trump and Musk Back Together
Last month, President Donald Trump anointed Elon Musk as an ally once again by patting him on the belly at a White House dinner for Saudi crown prince Muhammed bin Salman. The warm gesture symbolized a thawing of the relationship between the two most powerful people in America, and a new report from The Washington […]
Elon Musk Says He’s Removing ‘Sustainable’ From Tesla’s Mission
Elon Musk apparently got “Joy to the World” stuck in his head and decided to change the entire mission of his company because of it. On Christmas Eve, the world’s richest man took to X instead of spending time with his family to declare that he is “changing the Tesla mission wording from: Sustainable Abundance […]
Elon Musk Reportedly Insisted on Troubled Tesla Doors After a Warning
An ongoing controversy about an alleged Tesla door design flaw got two new wrinkles this week, as troubling, who-knew-what-and-when questions about vehicle door handles began to swirl, along with a fresh federal investigation triggered by a harrowing complaint letter. As part of a months-long investigation by Bloomberg, a project timed to coincide with high profile […]
Pentagon Adds Grok-Derived Products to Something Called the ‘AI Arsenal’
The Pentagon is now armed to the teeth with “frontier AI systems, based on the Grok family of models,” according to a press release issued Monday. Are you trembling now, ISIS? Does the word “Grok” send a chill down your spines, Tren De Aragua? This expansion of what the release calls the U.S. “AI Arsenal” […]
He Got a Bunch of Money Again
Yesterday, with a single slam of a gavel, Elon Musk got almost 14 percent closer to being a trillionaire. He wants you to think that you can’t hurt him by calling him greedy when things like this go his way. In his public life, he has cocooned himself inside a warm little excuse for his […]